Ok, so as in my previous post I’m now on tinder. Some people are lovely and normal but some of them are ummmm….. shall we say not. Thought I would share some of my funnier conversations on here for you to enjoy
Tinder
Get me outta here!
New Single Mum
New Single Mum 
I need to find the female equivalent of these guys on there lol. I want someone to ask me to duck!
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I actually love tinder it’s just hilarious! Next time you match with someone try using my chat up line “Hey, I just brought a set of silverware, but it didn’t come with a little spoon. Could you help me out? X” works everytime!😉
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Lol oh wow, that’s a good one. I usually try to make a comment about something from their profile, but the blank ones I just do the old “hi blah blah, I’m Al, how was your weekend?” I know… It sucks lol
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I love a good cheesy chat up line! Modern dating is hard, much easier when you can see the person. You can have a great chat online & somehow when you meet them in real life they have the personality of a slug!
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Haha so true. Or even worse is when you talk online or text and then when you finally get them on the phone you can barely understand what they are saying
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That’s bad aswell, never to sure what to do in that situation! I need one of those dummies guides for all this dating malarkey!
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Ah “malarkey”, I feel so American now.
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Malarkey is a perfectly acceptable word, do you not use it in America??
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Oh I didn’t mean it in a bad way at all. We say it, but it’s not that common. Like fortnight.
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What do Americans call a fortnight then??
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Um… “Two weeks” haha
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You live in a world of chaos! Pure anarchy over there! X
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Haha I feel like if I say any more you are going to start questioning our education
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Nooooo I won’t! It’s funny how America & England as so similar in some ways, love finding the small things that are different between them! X
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Oh true, I’m also a pretty big fan of the accent you guys have over there… Well, most of the time haha
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I love the Texan accent! Makes me think of sexy cowboys 😈
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I kind of wish I was from Texas now
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😂😂😂😂
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Why do SO many tinder conversations escalate so quickly?!
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Wish I knew!
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It’s not just tinder, most dating sites. Good luck finding a good one.
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Don’t say that! was hoping there may be some normal men on the other sites! x
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