Who needs street corners when we have the internet

Interesting stuff has been happening!! So firstly a lady wants to interview me for my perfect job in Devon (pottery painting helper- love pottery painting!) so I am super pleased!! This does mean that I now actually have to tell the ex I’m moving and taking our son with us though which is scary. He’ll either shout or not care- not sure which one is worse at this point.

Ditched the sub, when pushed to produce a driving licence (always get a pic of a licence before I meet anyone incase I’m brutally murdered) there was suddenly a tone of excuses so I don’t know if he was a minor or what but am steering clear of that minefield!

Chatting to a guy with a 10″ cock (I got snapchats, I called bullshit at first aswell!) so gonna try and sit on that dick!

I am now on a sugar daddies/ sugar babies site, I figured since I like sex and money why don’t I try to find a way to combine to two. I know its kind of like prostitution (just with a nicer name) but i’m not against that to be honest, I think you should be able to sell your body if you want to (I could sell my hair if I wanted so why not my ladybits?). I’m chatting to a few people so I’m gonna see how this one pans out. Hopefully with a good dick & a wad of cash but probably a trip to the emergency room knowing my luck!

 

 

Half term madness

Is there anything more horrendous than a text from the school saying there is now an inset day Monday? Luckily I’m off work or I would be slightly screwed!

I love February half term! It signals the end of winter and means me and little one get to spend some proper quality time together after the madness that was Christmas and new year. One thing I’ve found an issue this year is money, or rather my lack of it. Luckily I’m resourceful so we’ve got a trip to the RSPCA planned, the beach is 5 minutes away and who doesn’t love a baking day?? Terribly excited about this week and means I’m going to have a bit of time to research where I might like to live in Devon (or maybe Somerset).

Everything is plodding along nicely on the man front, loving the snapchat & am fully embracing sexting. Have a few men I’m chatting to but no one super special (apart from the sub guy in my previous post – going for coffee next week). Going to get back on the horse (or in this case men) next week but for now I’m just enjoying focusing on me & having a bit of a flirt.

The ex is still a wanker as well- just thought id slip that in (lets face it seeing your child 3 hours a week isn’t parenting!)

 

 

 

#homewrecker

Germany, ohhh Germany, was a terrible little rural village (no costa or Starbucks!) but I had a fab night at the party got thoroughly slaughtered on German beer and chatted up a bartender (who was about 65). I didn’t embarrass myself to badly though which is the main thing.

The ex (wanker) messaged me today and asked to introduce the home wrecker to our son (been less than a month since I found out he was cheating) so told him that would be a firm fucking no.

Shagged a sailor so now only need an airman to complete the services set. Unfortunately I found the sailor on Facebook & he’s engaged!! What am I meant to do in this situation?? Do I tell the girl? he knows where I live, this is not the drama free shag I needed! Told him he needs to tell her & he blocked me! Poor girl doesn’t even know she’s being cheated on. Such a shame, he was a good shag, quite freaky but I liked it.

Navy wanker below!

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Cheating, sex & children

So…… I haven’t posted in a while and LOTS has happened. Me and the ex got back together (yuk!) and I found out (through Facebook) of course that he was cheating on me (last week). Logically I dumped all his stuff at his mums (she was thrilled as you can imagine) and told him to have a good life with this new girl (who had a fiancée- split them up pretty quickly). So its been over a week now and he doesn’t seem bothered with seeing our son, saying that our son doesn’t seem to bothered with seeing him. He’s also paying maintained (a whole £20 a week- laughable) but hey that’s all over and done with. Met a lovely army lad on tinder (love tinder, its fab!) and brought him back to my place and f**ked his brains out (told him before hand he’s not to mention my wobbly bits) – made me feel much better about everything to be honest, I’m over the shock now. Onwards and upwards for me.

New years resolution for me is to do all three army, navy & RAF. Will add a marine in there if I can find one. After being with the same bloke since I was 15 (am 23 now) I am ready to explore and enjoy being single! 1/3 down after last weekend! Was the nicest army lad!

I was so frightened to be alone and just live alone without anyone there but god its bloody lovely & all the girls have rallied round and cheered me on (Girl power!)

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Sexy army lad (yes I made him take a selfie so I could send it to the girls!)