Germany, ohhh Germany, was a terrible little rural village (no costa or Starbucks!) but I had a fab night at the party got thoroughly slaughtered on German beer and chatted up a bartender (who was about 65). I didn’t embarrass myself to badly though which is the main thing.

The ex (wanker) messaged me today and asked to introduce the home wrecker to our son (been less than a month since I found out he was cheating) so told him that would be a firm fucking no.

Shagged a sailor so now only need an airman to complete the services set. Unfortunately I found the sailor on Facebook & he’s engaged!! What am I meant to do in this situation?? Do I tell the girl? he knows where I live, this is not the drama free shag I needed! Told him he needs to tell her & he blocked me! Poor girl doesn’t even know she’s being cheated on. Such a shame, he was a good shag, quite freaky but I liked it.

Navy wanker below!




No German sausage for me

Being the fabulous mother I am I have abandoned the child at school (and to the care of my mother) for the weekend to go on holiday with the Essex half of my family (they are exactly what you imagine). So I fly out to Germany tomorrow and will hopefully be sat next to some sexy man (probably not knowing my luck!) and wont freeze my ass off while over there. Period week for me so cant have any sexy German men which is a major downside but get away from all my life drama which is lovely, your allowed to drink at 10am when your on holiday right?? Side note were going for a 60th birthday – any good ideas for last minute presents?

I’ve also finally decided to take the plunge and move away, will be lovely to have a fresh start with my little one. Its both exciting and terrifying but I’m tiered of putting my life on hold for one reason or another, so gonna go somewhere new and kick ass!